Ain't paranoid. It's happening. 
I miss those times, You'd call me in the night and nag about me; When you said you'd give me rabak if I were to be late and made you wait again; Asking me to attend school every single day; Asking me whether you had to feed me before I would start eating myself; Asking me whether I would like to have the onions; Asking me to remove that sickening stud that you loathe most together with mummy.......